A beggar approaches a grandmother at the beach with his hands out. “Please, Señora,” the poor man pleads, “I haven't eaten all day.”
“Good,” says the grandmother. “Now you won't have to worry about cramps when you go for a swim.”
—Source: Funny in Spain Survey
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