Hey, I'm really, really sorry, but I've been taking advantage of your wife. I keep trying to stop, but I just can't help myself, it's just too tempting. I feel horrible, so what do you say that I throw 20 bucks your way and call it even?
Oops, damn auto correct, meant to type WiFi
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