He leaves especially early and his wife noticed that he seemed oddly excited for his first day. That night, he came home late covered in bruises and wearing nothing but his underwear. "What happened?" the wife asked, "was there an accident with the machinery?" "Nah," the man replied, "I just found out strip mining doesn't mean what I thought it did."
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