In the Sheridan Square Pam-Pam, all the queens were a-flutter about the handsome young intern who had recently started at St Vincent's, just a few blocks north on 7th Ave.
They were animatedly discussing what might be the best way to "accidentally" meet him when one of them says "I've got it ... see you later girls".
A few hours later, the queen shows up at the St Vincent's emergency room when she knows the intern is on duty, and when her name is called, she proceeds to his exam room.
The intern asks her what's wrong, and she says "Oh doctor, doctor - I've got a TERRible pain in my rectum!"
Whereupon the intern tells her to bend over, puts on a glove and starts trying to see what's what.
Pretty soon he realizes he's got to go in with a forceps and after a few minutes, he manages to extract what was in there.
"Well", he says to the queen, "no wonder you had a pain in your rectum - you had a bouquet of roses up there!".
Whereupon the queen bats her eyes and says "Yes - yes - read the note, read the note!".
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