...who have to be moved to an entirely new retirement home. An old lady walks up to the bus driver while he's stopped for gas and says, "Excuse me, would you like these almonds?" The man looks at the can of almonds and says, "Sure!" Before long, he's eaten all of the almonds out of the can. Two hours later, another old woman approaches the driver and asks, "Would you like these almonds? My gums are too soft to chew these." The man says, "Sure, but why do you buy them if you can't chew them?" The old woman says, "Oh, we just like to lick the chocolate off of them..."
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