Bad Catholic Joke


Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer, a Catholic Priest and a Social Worker.


They notice that there are only three seats left on the last lifeboat and there are three children standing nearby.


Social worker - "We should give these seats to the children". Lawyer - "Dont be stupid, fuck the children!" Catholic priest - "Do you really think we've got time"?

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