So a man had his eye lids burned off in a fire and the doctors used a new procedure to replace them with his foreskin

Playing 8-person...

I spent the whole time trying to find myself

What's the...

A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again

I performed a...

He replied, "Oh baby, I like it r/aww." R.I.P. Ol' Dirty

What do you call...

A pack o'derms

How To Catch A...

How To Catch A Man Sally (a blonde) was seen going into the woods with a...

Yo momma is so ugly

your momma is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks!

Sir Lancelot

The king called for one of his knights - Sir Lancelot - and says to him:...

Someone should...

That only retweets all the stuff he actually posts

Beatles Brew

Q: What is best Beatles song? A: Latte Be

Why did the...

Because she couldn't see that well.