The king called for one of his knights - Sir Lancelot - and says to him:
“I’ll give you my daughter’s hand for the head of the Dragon."
sir Lancelot goes on a quest, roams the world for two years, finally finds and kills the Dragon.
He rushes to the kings castle and calls for the king.
"Here is the head of the Dragon,"- says Sir Lancelot.
"And here is the hand of the princess,"- says the King.
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