He has been working hard all week and finally gets a chance to go out and relax on the lake.
He spends all afternoon out there and he manages to catch a dozen fish or so. He calls it a day and heads back to shore to gut and clean the fish.
The man finishes cleaning his last fish and begins to head back to his home.
Passing a bridge, the man sees lights flash behind his vehicle and notices that he was speeding. He pulls off to the side of the road and the cop pulls up behind him.
The man rolls down his window and the cop steps out of his car. Already the cop is thinking to himself, what a low life, this man is covered in guts and he smells like trash.
The cop steps outside the side of the window and asks the man, "What do you even do for society?"
The man says in reply, "Well sir, I'm an asshole stretcher."
Seeing the cop looking baffled by the response, the man coninues to explain, "I start with one finger, then two, three , four, then a fist, then two fists and eventually I can stretch an asshole out to about 6 feet."
The cop still baffled replies, "What in the hell do you do with a six foot asshole?"
The man replies, "Stick him on the end of a bridge and give him a radar gun..."
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