The genie grants him the three wishes that he asks.
The next morning, he wakes up to see hundreds of beautiful girls still sleeping around him. He walks into the hall of his house, and feels crunching under his feet. He picks some off the ground and realizes that the floor and walls are covered in hundred dollar bills! But just then, his front door gets shoved in and huge men in white robes and masks holding burning crosses drag him outside, beat him mercilessly, and hang him from a tree.
Meanwhile, the genie meets another genie who is also just off duty.
"Whatup? "
"Dunno man, people want weird things these days."
"You're telling me! This last guy of mine is kinda dumb! I mean, I get the enormous sex appeal wish and the filthy rich beyond imagination wish, but why the hell would he want to be hung like a black man?"
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