Women Vs. Men

Women have more imagination than men. They need it to tell men
how wonderful they are.


Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say.
Everything they do.


A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend. A successful women is one who can find such a man.


Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow
deteriorate during the night.


When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men
invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.


A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item
he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that
she doesn't want.


When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her
opinions, she's a b--ch.


Women are the only exploited group in history who have been
idealized into powerlessness.


Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are a man's best friend.
Now you know which sex is smarter.


Most men's primary fantasy is still, unfortunately, access to a
number of beautiful women. For a man, commitment means giving up
this fantasy. Most women's primary fantasy is a relationship
with one man who either provides economic security or is on his
way to doing so (he has "potential"). For a woman, commitment to
this type of man means achieving this fantasy. So commitment
often means that a woman achieves her primary fantasy, while a
man gives his up.


It's not true that men prefer foolish women. Rather they prefer
women who can simulate foolishness whenever necessary, which is
the very core of intelligence