And he is playing a very laid back sort of ballad. After he finishes, a woman comes up to him and says "That was beautiful! I must know, what is the name of that song?"
The pianist calmly responds "suck my cock".
The woman is very confused and offended, she exclaims "excuse me!?"
The Pianist says "That's the name of the song, this is how I get inspired to write songs.
The woman is still confused but says "I understand, whatever inspires you.. "
He then starts playing a fast upbeat bebop style tune. He finishes, once again the woman comes up to him amazed with his work. She asks "I must know what the name of that song was.
He calmly replies "Fucking whore".
She is once again taken aback by the pianists' vulgarity.
He once again explains that's just how he names his songs.
She says "I must know how this influences you, it is quite strange and fascinating"
The pianist says "Well I'm about to take a break, we can talk about this over a drink if you would like"
She agrees and they sit down at a table. She notices that his fly is open and his dick is out for all to see. She says "Sir, do you know your dick is out?"
The pianist replies "Know it? I wrote it!!!"
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