...and the husband says to the wife, "I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."
The wife wasn't listening, and says, "What?"
The husband repeats, "I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time."
The wife responds with "You have the biggest penis... of all your friends."
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