when all of a sudden, the woman feels something wet on her head. She looks up and then turns to the man and says "Honey I think it's snowing". Looking slightly confused, the man replies "No darling, it is obviously raining". The woman does not believe him and they begin to argue.
Trying to avoid further conflict, the man says "Let's get someone to help us settle this". They look around and finally see a large man who is obviously part of the Communist Party. The man approaches and asks " Excuse me comrade, could I get your name?" The large Russian says, in a thick accent, "My name is Rudolph comrade". "Well Rudolph, we were hoping you could clear something up for us. It's a simple question really. Right now, is it raining or snowing?" Rudolph replies " Well it is obviously raining comrade. Now good day" and walks off.
The women is about to protest and say that they should ask more people, but the man interupts and says
"Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear".
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