The New Yorker walks into the hotel bar and asks the bartender "is everything actually bigger in Texas?"
The bartender chuckles "Partner, *everything* is bigger here. Order a Texas sized beer and a Texas sized steak and you can see for yerself."
Being adventurous, the man agrees. The steak and the beer come and they're enormous. The Texas sized steak was the biggest steak he'd ever laid eyes on, he couldn't even finish half of it. The Texas sized beer had him completely plastered. He was so drunk he could barely sit on the barstool.
Eventually after all that liquid from the Texas sized beer he asks the bartender where the bathroom is.
"Sure thing city slicker, go down that hall and make your first left." The bartender instructs him. But being completely hammered the New Yorker takes his second left and falls into the hotel swimming pool.
The drunken New Yorker thrashes around in the water and comes up to the surface and screams at the top of his lungs "*OH GOD DON'T FLUSH!*"
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