He approaches the teller and says..."I'd like to open a fucking account." The teller says, "Sir, I'll be glad to help you, but please don't use that language." The man says, "Hey, fuck you bitch, I want to open a goddamned account." The teller says, "If you continue to use that kind of language, I'll have to call the manager." The man says, "I don't give a fuck get the motherfucker." The manager comes out and says, "Is there a problem here?" The man says, "No, there's no problem, I just won 10 million dollars in the lottery and I'd like to open a fucking account." The manager pauses and says, "Oh, I see. And this cunt is giving you a hard time?"
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