A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack. The younger guy says to the old man, Watcha got in the sack? The old man responds, I got some monkeys in that there sack. The younger man asks, If I guess how many monkeys you got in the sack, can I keep one? The old man replies, Son, if you guess how many monkeys I got in this sack, I'll give you both of 'em!
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