and of course, the car breaks down on the highway, as cars in these jokes have a tendency to do.
The chemical engineer says, "Did you hear the way the engine knocked before it stalled out? I think we got some bad gas back at that last gas station. Lemme pull the carburetor, clean it out, we'll get some fresh gas, and I bet that'll do the trick!"
The electrical engineer says, "Naw, that wasn't what happened. I think it misfired for a minute before it stopped. We have an electrical problem here. I'm going to check the coil, the spark plug cables, and all that. I'll find the fault, no problem!"
The software engineer says, "Guys, guys, I got this. Let's all get out of the car, close all the windows. Then we'll get back in the car, open all the windows again, and everything'll be fine for another 500 miles!"
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