So I rear-ended a car this morning.
So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get so stressed that even the little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it...he was a Dwarf!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!"
So I responded, "Well, which one are you then?"
And that's how the fight started...
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