The general has seen two wars and in one of them has had one of his ears blown off, and the second ear blown off in the other. He has three potential candidates and he calls in the first for the interview.
The first candidate was decent but nothing special so he decides to let him go without further ado.
The second candidate is a women who shows great potential and is very smart and witty. After the generic questions and the regular interview process, he decides to ask one more question:
"What's the first thing you noticed about me?"
She responds, "I couldn't help but notice you don't have any ears."
The General being very touchy about his lack of ears gets up and says: "Get the fuck out of my office you tramp! You probably blew EVERY goddamn cadet on campus!" She leaves with him still screaming in her trail.
The third interviewee walks in and absolutely aces all the General's questions without a flaw. Smart, Fast, and clearly an experienced Soldier.
The General again asks: "Whats the first thing you noticed about me?"
The interviewee responds: "I couldn't help but notice your wearing contacts."
The General a little taken back but pleasantly surprised smiles and says. "Wow, your good. How did you notice that?"
The cadet says: "Well I figured, its pretty hard to wear glasses WITHOUT FUCKING EARS!"
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