Sally was sitting next to her neighbor, Johnny, on the bus home from school.
"I heard a new word today," she said, "but I don't know what it means."
"What word?" Johnny asked.
"Penis."
"Penis?" Johnny said. "I don't know what that means either. I'll ask my dad when I get home."
That night, Johnny and his father were watching the game, and Johnny said he had heard a word, but didn't know what it meant.
"Penis?" the father said. "I won't tell you what that is, son. I'll show you." Johnny's dad pulled himself out. "That's a penis, and a damn fine one if I say so myself."
The next morning at the bus stop, Sally asked, "Well, did you find out what a penis is?"
"Yep," Johnny said. He pulled it out, just like his dad, to show her. "That's a penis, and if it were just a few inches shorter, it'd be a damn fine one."
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