An Army Sniper goes to Rifle shop to buy new scope for his Gun.
Manager takes out one & says:
''This scope is so good, U can see my house 1 km up on that hill".
Sniper looks through the scope & laughs :- ''I see a naked man & a naked woman in your house''.
Manager looks in the scope
& gives 2 bullets to sniper :-
''I'll give U this scope free,
If U shoot my wife's head off
& the guy's Dick".
Sniper looks again in the scope :-
''Well ! Seems like I can do that with one bullet."
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