The mom was shocked and asked: "Where did you hear that!?" Nevermind! It's something really BIG, VILE AND SCARY! So you must never say that word ever again! Do you understand me?"
The little girl answered: "ye.. yes mommy I understand..."
A couple of hours later the little girl and her parents drove to see her grandma.
Upon entering the house the little girl came to grandma yelling: "Granny! Granny guess who I am?"
Her grandmother asked: "who dear?"
In which the little girl screamed out of nowhere: "BOO!!! I'M A BIG PENISSSS!!!!"
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