So a father decides to give his so $1 to get laid...

So the old farmer decided his son was of age. The brothel in town had a tradition that a young man could have his first evening with a lady for only $1. So the farmer gives his boy $1 and sends him to town.

Well the boy makes it to the brothel. He gets welcomed by a talented older lady, pays his dollar and figures out what to do right quick. So impressed was the lady that she said, "boy, tell you what. You do that again and I'll give you your money back!" Considering it was a win-win scenario, the boy got right back to work.

After two rounds and a load of confidence, the kid wasn't ready to head back. In fact, word of the young man's talent had the whole house in an uproar. He went looking for more fun to have, walking in on a gorgeous young lady who was about to entertain an old prospector.

The girl was about to ditch the prospector for the boy, but the older man wasn't having it. "Look kid," he said taking him aside. "I got a crate of ducks out there. If you leave this girl to me, you can take a duck back to your farm."

So a few hours after setting off, the old farmer sees his son coming back with a duck under his arm. "Boy!" shouts the dad, "I thought I told you to go get yerself laid, not go poultry shoppin'!"

The boy replies. "Relax, Pop, I got a fuck for a buck, a buck for a fuck and a duck for ducking a fuck!"