They decide to get their friendly neighbour to watch over their house and pets, as you do. After a week of their trip they get an abrupt phone call from their house-sitter, who tells them in a quite and calmed voice,
"I'm sorry but your cat has passed away"
Devastated by the news the wife is sobbing over dead Mr. Mittens, ruining the otherwise amazing day they had. Angered by how the enjoyment of the day has vanished grabs the phone, and in another room tells their neighbour,
"Man you've destroyed our day! Possibly our entire vacation too! Do you know how much I spent today on her??? Everything was going so well!"
To which the he replies, "I'm sorry, and I'm sorry for your loss"
"Well damn it, uch. At least you could've slowly just told us about the cat's wellbeing instead of just dumping its death on us like that! You should've slowly tell us about the cat, like 'Cat's on roof, won't come down', then again the next day 'Cat's still on roof, won't come down' and then tell us the cats ill or dead."
The neighbour just says he's sorry again and they hang up.
Another week passes and the neighbour calls again, the man picks up. The neighbour thinks hard about his words,
"Um... Mother on roof, won't come down"
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