When they are brought to court, the judge says to both of them, "Return in 2 weeks, if both of you are able to convince 100 people that drugs are bad, I'll let you off going to prison and instead you'll do community service."
The 2 men go off and return in 2 weeks. The Judge goes to first man, "How many people did you convince drugs were bad?" "200" he says. "How did you do that?" the judge questions, "I used 2 circles, the large one was your brain before drugs, and the small one was your brain after drugs."
She goes to the second man, "How many people did you convince?" "12000" he replies. "How on Earth did you do that!?" She questions, " Well I used 2 circles too" he begins, "the small one was your asshole before prison, the large one was your asshole after prison."
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