I went to a cinema with Akpos, on
getting to the cinema we saw a
bald guy, I showed the guy to
Akpos and said "Look at fresh
head, this one is good to slap,
but I'm afraid of the guy's face".
Akpos then said to me "Ofego,
you fear a lot, I will slap that head and nothing will happen".
I dared him to do it and he went
to where the guy was sitting and
gave him a HOT SLAP on his head.
The guy was surprised, and wanted to react, then Akpos said "Bros Ofego, so you are here, and we have been looking for you at home!"
The guy responded "I'm not
Bros Ofego, maybe we look alike",
Akpos murmured "maybe." After some minutes In the cinema,
Akpos called me again and said
"Ofego, I will slap that guy again
and nothing will happen."
I answered "ok"
He went to the guy, gave him a hot slap and said,
"Bros Ofego stop lying, I said you are the one..."
The guy said to him angrily "I'm not Bros Ofego, please, let me be".
The guy then left that seat and
went to the front seat. After some minutes Akpos called me and said
"Ofego, I will slap that guy again and nothing will happen." This time i told him that
"if anything happens, I will
pretend I don't know him."
He stood up, went to the front
seat, gave the guy a very hot
slap and said "Bros Ofego, so here you are, and I have been slapping another person at the back sit"
*Do you think Akpos will go scot-free again?*"
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