A man is sitting at home watching the TV when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and all he can see is a snail on the porch looking up at him. He picks up the snail, looks at it and throws it as far as he can across the street. Two weeks later there's another knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail on the porch. The snail yells "What the hell was that all about?"
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