A Chinese man is skipping rocks on a lake and every time the rock skips the lake goes CHING CHANG CHONG. This black guy is watching this and he says, "what the hell was that all about?" The Chinese guy says, "this enchanted lake. every time you throw rock it tell you family history." The black guy says, "well shit, let me try" He skips a rock and the lake goes CHIM PAN ZEE. he gets all pissed off and throws a boulder in the lake and it goes BA BOON
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