He enters the cell and sees that his cell mate is a 285 pound 6' 6" black guy with bulging muscles.
Black guy says, "OK. You wanna be the papa or the momma?
White guy, literally shaking with fear, replies, "N-n-n-neither one"
Black guy scowls and says, "You gotta pick! You wanna be the papa or the momma?
White guy thinks for a while, shakes his head in dismay, and stammers, "I g-g-guess I'll be the p-p-papa."
Black guy smiles and says, "OK, papa. Come on over here and suck momma's dick."
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