Two guys are chillin' at a bar whilst on vacation. Guy #1 orders a rum and Coke, #2 just has a Coke. 1:Seriously, man? We're on vacation! 2: Yeah, but I been wasted all week. I figured I'd have Coke for a change of pace.

1:Ah.
2:Couldn't find any dealers, though, so I'm stuck with soda.

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