A frenchman,a texan, and a mexican are sitting on a bridge

So the three men are sitting on a bridge when suddenly a genie appears and grants each of the men a wish.
So the Frenchman says "I wish i had a nice bottle of aged wine."
The Frenchman gets the bottle of wine,opens it, takes one swig and throws it off the bridge. The Texan and Mexican say "Hey! what did you do that for?!" and the Frenchman replies "That bottle was nothing. Back in France there is plenty of wine. Its all over the place." Now the Mexicans turn for a wish. The Mexican wishes for a nice bottle of tequila. He takes one swig and throws it off the bridge. The Texan and the Frenchman say "hey what was that for?!?!" and the Mexican says "back in my home country of Mexico there's an abundance of tequila and its practically on tap." Now the Texans turn. He wishes for a nice big can of Miller lite. The Texan takes a gulp and then pushes the Mexican off the bridge. And the Frenchman says "Sacre bleu!!! what was that for?!?!" and the Texan replies "back where I am from, they're ALL OVER THE PLACE

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