One day a kid was sitting on a park bench eating one candy bar after another.
An older man walks up and notices the young boy and says, "you shouldn't be eating all those candy bars, they aren't good for you."
The young boy looks at the man and replies, "did you know my grandad lived to be a 108 years old?"
The man replies, "well did he eat candy bars every day?"
And the kid replied, "no, he minded his own fucking business."
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