A lawyer was getting out of his BMW one day...

...when an 18 wheeler came by and ripped the door right off his car. He quickly called the police, and when a patrol car arrived he began a rant, screaming
"Cahps, cahps, look what they did to mah beemah!"

The cop replies "You lawyers are so materialistic! Haven't you noticed you left arm got ripped off by the truck!" The lawyer proceeds to look down and check, and sure enough his left arm has been ripped off by the joint. In complete, utter disbelief he shouts

"OH SHIT! Mah Rolex!"

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