A man walks into a bar downtrodden but well dressed.
He asks the bartender for six shots. "OK if that's what you want"
He then asks the bartender for another six shots and this time
The bartender asks, "Why? Why so much?"
The man shook his head and said "First blowjob today."
"Well that's great, why so sad?," said the bartender.
"I just can't get this taste out of my mouth"
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