A man walks into a five star restaurant with high hopes. He orders a $20 soup meal and waits patiently.
After about five minutes, the waiter bring his soup out, lays it on the table and walks away without a word.
The man is infuriated, and stand to his feet and tells the waiter to return to his table for a moment.
"Sir, taste my soup please." He says.
"I cannot do that sir, you are our guest and it is against company policy to taste a customers food." The prestigious waiter says.
"Im telling you right now to taste it."
"Sir I am again sorry but I cannot ta-"
"Taste the soup or I will call up every person I know to write the worst review on this restaurant and get you fired." He interrupts, sternly.
"Alright I see. I will taste the soup....
Wait a minute sir, I can't taste the soup if you don't have a spoon."
"No shit."
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