A moth went to the Podiatrist one late night. The doc had him sit down in the chair, with his feet up.
"What's the problem?" The doc asked.
"I've been sore everywhere, after my wife physically hurting me. She doesn't love me anymore I feel. She has told me multiple times that she has another man, and rather be with him than me. My kids hate me. They like the other guy more than me. I just got laid off. I live in a crappy home and my life sucks."
"Oh my God, why are you here? Shouldn't you be at a Psychiatrist? You need some help"
"I would've, but your light was on."
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