A local mechanic was telling a story to his brother, his father, two garage customers and a game warden. His story was about shooting and killing a Blue Jay. The game warden says immediately, you know, it's illegal to kill a Blue Jay in Vermont. The mechanics replies, "No, I didn't know that. Since when?". The game warden says "Since 1986".
The mechanic says, "Oh, I did it in 1985".
( I don't know if this joke works, it's actually a true story and I thought I'd give it a shot)
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