Not showing up


At an Italian restaurant in Rome ... the owner wants to sue Bill Clinton for not showing up.


The owner said it's not fair that he should be kept waiting until two a.m. wondering if Bill was going to show or not.


Hillary said 'Hey, tell me about it.'


-Jay Leno

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