Since we're on Bulgarian jokes - here's one about bananas:

There was this guy sitting on a bench in the park and opposite him there sat an old man with a bag of bananas. He takes one banana out, he peels the banana, he seasons it with salt, and he throws it away.

The guy wonders: "Why is this old man taking one banana out of his bag, peels the banana, seasons it with salt, and throws it away."

So he goes over to ask the old man why is he taking one banana out of his bag, peels the banana, seasons it with salt, and throws it away.

He says: "Hey old man, why do you take one banana out of your bag, peel the banana, season it with salt, and throw it away?"

The old man replies: "Well young man, I take one banana out of my bag, peel the banana, season it with salt and throw it away, because I don't like salty bananas."

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Hope you liked it. It's kind of an antijoke but when told in person you can take as long as you like with the description of the actions and really hit the emphasis on the punchline and it works perfectly. Try it to someone you don't like... or like - it's up to you!