There once was a man from Nantucket.
He wanted to fuck but was out of pocket.
He met a peg legged lass.
Begged to fuck some ass.
Little did he know that he would be pegged by a whore.
Then he begged for some more.
But now his ass is sore.
His pride is gone.
He wants to be done.
So now he kicked the bucket.
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Greg was a whore.
But he wanted some more.
He shagged some lass.
But got aids from that ass.
Now Greg is no more.
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Lucys pussy was bushy.
It was tighter than her tushy.
Her ass had been stretched.
Time it was for her pussy to be pressed.
Her pussy tore.
Now she don’t want dick in her pussy no more.
She is now called a anal whore.
Doing Redhead anal 4.
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