How Dogs and Women Are Alike
Both look stupid in hats.
Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.
Both tend to have "hip" problems.
Neither understands football.
Both look good in a fur coat.
Both are good at pretending that they're listening to every word you say.
Neither believes that silence is golden.
Both constantly want back rubs.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
You can never tell what either of them is thinking.
Both put too much value on kissing.
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