1) You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the
mood.
2) You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.
3) If something mechanical doesn't work, you can bash it with a hammer or
throw it across the room.
4) New shoes don't blister, cut, and mangle your feet.
5) Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
6) You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.
7) Not liking a person doesn't preclude having great sex with them.
8) Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice anything
different?"
9) Bay watch
10) There's always a game on somewhere.
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