So Tom and Terry are walking down a dirt road.
"Watch out Tom you're about to step in poop!"
*Crouching down "No way, that's not poop"
"Dude it definitely is! Just look at it"
"I can't trust your eyes. I'll prove it"
Tom scoops up a handful and shovels it into his mouth. *Chuckling "Would you look at that. It IS poop! Good thing I didn't step in it!"
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