So I showed him the room where I kept my games.
I excused myself to use the restroom and as I was walking back I heard some loud grunting. Concerned about my guest, I hurried back to my game room as the grunting became louder and louder.
When I finally made it to the room, my jaw dropped to the floor as I watched this big burly man with his pants around his ankles humping a cardboard box.
In shock, I yelled at the sick bastard,
"ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!"
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