A lawyer is having a tough time during trial. The judge doesn't like him very much and keeps overruling any objection raised by the lawyer and sustaining the ones raised by the other lawyer. This goes on all afternoon and the lawyer is getting really frustrated. Finally, not able to take anymore, he drops his pants and moons his lordship.
The judge, red in the face, thunders "Are you showing your contempt for the court, counselor?"
The lawyer replies "No, your honor. I am hiding it."
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