A tooth brush....

There are three (3) guys who get this new job selling tooth brushes. There names are Fred Jorge and brad. After an extensive 15 mins of training there sent to work selling tooth brushes. There first week runs by and they report in to work for a review from the boss. Boss sits all three down and asks one by one how man they each sold. Jorge says 5 000 tooth brushes boss says awesome job. Fred says 10000 tooth brushes boss says that's even better good job. Brad reports. He sold 3 tooth brushes. Boss says that's not good well maybe next week you will do better. Next Friday rolls around. They report back to work. Again the boss reviews all three at once.
Fred says 20000 tooth brushes boss is happy. Jorge says 40000 boss is happy. Brad says 12 tooth brushes. Boss says man we need to get you some kind of scheme or a gig to help you sell them brushes. Brad who's kinda slow in the head says all right boss I'll think on it. So brad thinks long on hard couple of days go by and he gets it. So next Friday rolls around. And they all 3 report back to work. Boss reviews them. Again all at once. Fred reports 50000 tooth brushes. Boss is pleased. Jorge reports 70000 boss is extactic. Brad reports 100000 brushes. Boss is stunned. Then asks. How did you sell so many tooth brushes. Brad says well boss I thought long in hard on it. And came up with my way to sell tooth brushes. Boss asks how. Brad replays nah I better not say. Boss pushes. Brad says well. I go some where busy. And put a table out with chips in dip for free and stand there. People stop and get some. Then put it in there mouth and taste it and spit it out telling what is this it taste like Shit!!!!!!! And I reply it is Shit wanna buy a tooth brush!!!!

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