One day a boy wanted to take a shower with his mom, when he
asked her sshe said alright just dont look up or down. So when
they were in the shower he looked up n e way, and said, mom what
are those? Lightbulbs, she said (oh he said) Then he looked down
and said, mommy what is that, Grass. (oh) The next day he wanted
to take a shower with his dad he said ok, just dont look down.
"ok dad" When they were in the shower he looked down (n e ways)
He asked dad what is thaT? he said itss umm A SNAKE. (oh) The
next day he wanted to take a shower with his mom and dad. And
they both said, "ok" When they were in the shower,he said to his
mom, "MOMMY MOMMY TURN ON YOUR LIGHTBULBS THERES A SNAKE IN YOUR
GRASS"
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