There's this security guy who works at a famous bar. Near it's closing time, a drunk guy walks up to him with a fistful of something, and drops it in the security guy's pocket, and then says:
"- This is for the shots you're gonna have before this place closes." and walks off.
After thanking him, the security guy curiously puts his hand in his pocket and finds two blocks of ice.
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