A woman goes to the tattooist.
"Good afternoon sir, my husband loves Brigitte Bardot, so I'd like to have her name tattooed on my butt for his birthday. "
The tattooist replies :
"This is going to be difficult, I'll just tattoo one B on each buttock."
"Okay, let's do this ! " replied the woman.
A few hours later, the woman is in the bed with her husband and tells him "Hey, honey. Because this is your birthday, the backdoor will be open that evening !"
The woman shows her brand new tatoo to the husband.
And then, the husband asks "Well, who is Bob ?"
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